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Episode 13 After her triumphant capture of the mana crystal Jahy-sama decides to celebrate at the beach! But her slave master boss demands she works... Doesn’t she know you can die from overwork?! AH! Just the sight of her make me angry! :mad: Jahy will not stand for such injustice! And refuses to work… But a little food softens her stance and Jahy decides to show some mercy to her minions by offering to work if only just a little… The sight of the great Jahy being scorned is too much for some as poor gramps back gives out! The boss and landlady try to lend a hand but business is dire… Jahy-sama is not flustered as she see an opportunity in a crisis! All this misfortunate must be a sign there are plenty of mana...
Episode 12 Is that what I think it is? It is a mana crystal?! Finally! Jahy is back in business! XD But just as she is about to claim her prize doubts begin to surface… Could this be a trap? She takes the natural step of scoping the area but it would seem the culprit is too frightened to show themselves in front of the mighty Jahy-sama! She approaches the target. The coast is clear… But wait! What if the manhole itself is a trap?! Jahy won’t get phased over such things and goes down to pick the crystal up… But just at the final moment her paranoia suggests there could be a bomb underneath. Oh they are really dragging the suspense in this one! It takes the intervention of the boss to break the tension! Jahy takes...
Episode 11 Looks like the boss is getting a green thumb and has decided to plant some vegetables! Jahy questions the decision, that is until the boss explains all the good food she can cook up! This inspires Jahy to try her own hand making vegetables so she can save a few bucks on her food bills! And just like that we get a new opening theme! After that pleasant distraction we are hit hard by the harsh reality! Jahy’s plant refuses to obey her commands to grow! Jahy-sama decides that a spot of watering will do the trick! You think that is enough water Jahy? The fruits of the boss’s labour is beginning to bear fruit! Jahy can only envy at her bosses success… Jahy has a flash of inspiration! The reason the plant...
Episode 10 Jahy’s minion is running to meet her master! But then… Is that TRUCK-KUN coming?! I can’t watch anymore! Luckily Kokoro is saved at the last moment by an unlikely source! Don’t look at her in awe! The magical girl is evil! The girls finally have their meeting. The lack of crystals troubles Jahy-sama but when Kokoro reports the sudden appearance of a magical girl this really sets Jahy off! Jahy fears the worst! Not only will this magical girl steal her crystals but she will steal Kokoro too! Has this girl got any morals? Naturally Jahy takes control of the situation and reassures her friend that she is the most powerful being in the land. Jahy INSISTS she will not be defeated! Jahy wants to prove she...
Episode 9 Saurva is positively the seething at the ways Jahy is dismantling her carefully constructed plans! Working herself up to a frenzy Saurva feels the best way to chill out is to visit the bathhouse! Surely this will make her forget all about her Jahy worries! As if you can forget the MIGHTY JAHY-SAMA! Cheer up Saurva! You are not the only one in awe of Jahy’s might! The girl is sweating buckets… Saurva finally manages to calm down by convincing herself that her expensive shampoo will ease all our worries! But she is in utter shock over Jahy’s sudden appearance not to mention the fact she is stealing all her expensive shampoo! She takes control of the situation but the damage has been done! It all brings...
Episode 15 Hanyuu makes the bold admission that she used to be like Eua and not believe in miracles! Eua remains unmoved by Hanyuu’s words and ends her speech with a big wallop! Back in the real world, Rika has got Satoko in the corner... Surely, surely it is done! Satoko reminds Riko that when she is gone Rika will realise that the girl who liked her the most was Satoko. Rika ponders at that thought! Then goes ape and lays down her mighty sword! But decides that giving her a bloody beating is the best option! Satoko is one tenacious loli and manages to grab a foothold in this fight. The girls are each other’s throats! From the rumble emerges Hanyuu! And the girl means business! Hanyuu remains steadfast that...
Episode 8 Jahy wakes up after a nice fat lie in during a day off from work. Dragging herself out of bed she decides to have a bath but is disgusted by the Spartan nature of her “bathtub” The day doesn’t get better as Jahy is totally starving! Roaming the streets in search of sustenance a massive limo pulls over… She gets an invite into the limo by President Dojima. Dojima? Does this chauffeur mean Druj? Druj must have really flown up the corporate ladder in the past few episodes! Jahy reluctantly accepts her gracious offer and hits gold with a nice selection of snacks! Jahy finds a remote and decides to fiddle with it turning all the lights on! What bliss! She is on cloud nine and declares this limo to be her new home...
Episode 12 Keiko asks if Kyoya is ready to travel back in time. He says yes without hesitation. She reminds him of what he losing by going back. His wife, his daughter and a stable job where he is respected and needed. There is a long silence. He recalls a sea of memories. Finally, he responds saying he will go back not to gain happiness rather he relishes the feeling of struggle and being on edge. He does not enjoy the easy life or perhaps he simply wants to relive the dream of being with the legendary team? With the matter settled Keiko works her magic! But at the final moment Kyoya stops her! He says he needs to say farewell before going back. Maki greets him and shows him a picture that Aki recently drew. Is this...
Episode 8 Despite the massive onslaught from Yachiyo, Tsuruno remains standing! A dejected Yachiyo realises their massive connect attack failed. Things are not much better on the Kyoko end either… Touka is positively furious at the damage those girls dished out on Tsuruno! Gals, round two connect? Yachiyo says no… In what is seems to be reminiscent of the final Neon Genesis Evangelion episodes we see Yachiyo and Tsuruno giving some monologues. Sorry folks I can’t make out much more from the scene as Yachiyo and Tsuruno forget their subtitles! I forgot my subtitles Iroha! It would seem Iroha is in the memory museum and is witnessing events that may have transpired in the past. First it is the recreation of Meru’s...
Episode 14 Rika asks menacingly how Satoko could know the contents of the present. Realising the game is up, Satoko decides to pull the trigger to stop Rika finding out more. With Rika dispatched Satoko takes her own life to end this crazy fragment... Rika gets up with what seems like a pounding headache. She doesn’t even have time to gather her thoughts when Satoko greets her! Satoko goes through the usual nightmare spiel speech and extends an arm to reach out but Rika rejects this dramatically! Satoko is not one to accept such rejection and tackles the problem by the jugular! Satoko finishes the job in brutal fashion! After brutally killing Rika with a spork Satoko blames her for everything before committing suicide...
Episode 12 Kanna and Ilulu prepare a scrum delicious meal! It is not long before Kobayashi wants to join the action! Attentions turn to the upcoming festival and which friends they will go with. Kanna promises to go with Saikawa while Tohru already has her sights on who she wants the most… Back in the office Kobayashi recalls the events Tohru's father brought up… She then pops the question of what one should do when relationships get serious to Takiya. He responds by saying it is best to just go with the flow. Reflecting on that thought Kobayashi goes home only to be greeted by a flyer for the festival. Could this be fate? And speaking of the devil, she bumps right into Tohru who is helping to decorate the street! The...
Episode 7 Jahy vows to get the mana crystal stolen by the magical girl. Jahy-sama will not be defeated! Just as she opens the door to the pub, Jahy gets a sudden surprise! Her boss explains that she has taken up exercise as outside of work she has become very inactive. She wishes for Jahy to be her workout buddy! Jahy seems rather apprehensive about joining but all it takes is a bribe for food to turn her around! This proves to be a more arduous deal than she bargained for! Sometimes Jahy can really be defeated! Perhaps she will have more luck with sit-ups… Her boss tells her to ease up but Jahy will not give up! Those minor setbacks do not phase Jahy one bit! After all those wild exercises Jahy is tuckered...
Episode 11 Inspired by the words of Nanoko, Kyoya can no longer watch the company's main game Mystic Clockwork spiralling into ruin. He decides to take action in the solving the games problems by taking it up with the CEO. The CEO is quick to remind him that there are certain aspects of the games development that are non-negotiable. This does not deter Kyoya by saying the bug-ridden game engine must be scraped ASAP. This surprises Eiko but the CEO is furious. Kyoya reminds him that most of Mystic Clockwork’s problems stem from the game engine itself. The manager is stunned at this sudden outburst but gains enough composure to say it is too late to change the engine. Kyoya counters by saying there is already an alternative...
Episode 13 Hanyuu believe it? She found Eua in the sea of fragments! But Eua is a rascal like Satoko and has a few tricks up her sleeve! She reveals to Hanyuu that she has the ability to see all much to her amazement. Things are not much better on Rika’s end as she has given up on this fragment and eggs Keiichi into killing her. Shocked by what she sees Hanyuu demands answers from Eua. She says to watch on… Hanyuu is stunned! She then witnesses a gruesome scene and the evidence of foul play from Satoko becomes undeniable! Hanyuu lashes out asking why she would grant Satoko the looping power! But her powers are no match for Eua who quickly subdues her… Eua punishes her by making her witness future events first...
Episode 11 Kobayashi watches some aerobics on TV and decides to do a few stretches… But busts her back instead! Fearing the prospect of being fed Tohru tail… She looks for ways to relax and loosen those stiff shoulders! But is soon overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff on offer! Tohru questions how she will use all those devices. A sheepish Kobayashi insists that all the devices will be used… Ilulu decides to help with Kobayashi’s backpains… And it is not long before Kanna joins the fray! Feeling slightly insecure Tohru goes for the usual tail offering! It isn’t well received… Out of ideas, Tohru calls a meeting with Kobayashi’s workmates to figure out a way to cure Kobayashi’s backpain. For a change...
Episode 7 The girls confront Mami and Tsuruno in what appears to be an imminent face off. Meanwhile even Nemu is expressing doubts over the whole operation. Touka remains steadfast she wants to help the magical girls. Yachiyo senses the girls are brainwashed while Kyouko takes this observation to the next level by baiting Mami into a reaction… Her taunts backfire… Luckily Homura can stop time! But her power is not enough and the girls are forced to retreat! As Yachiyo tries to escape Tsuruno pounces on her! Tsuruno acts with overwhelming force and Iroha has to step in to save her. Just as it seems like curtains for the two girls Sana and Felicia come to save them in the nick of time! Felicia and Sana linkup to...
Episode 5 After a hard days work a triumphant Jahy walks home. She is beginning to get the swing of her work routine but vows this is but a step towards world domination! She is interrupted by a police officer but Jahy is above any questions so legs it! Hey ho, was that a mana crystal I just saw? Damn these officers are persistent! Run Jahy RUN! Unfortunately Jahy gets detained and is questioned in the police station. Just as she pleads for mercy the police realise they got the wrong girl! Jahy is stricken with fear at the suspects description… She relives some painful memories Jahy orders the officers to apprehend this suspect at once but they are left bamboozled! How dare they not obey her commands?! Jahy...
Episode 9 Kyoya adjusts to the fact that he is back in the year 2018 and is the father to a young child named Maki and husband to Aki. He tries to make sense of what has happened as not only has the timeline changed from the original 2016 but his whole living situation is nothing like it was before. What is a man gonna do when he is utterly confused? Look at his smartphone off course! He even finds a familiar contact in Eiko but the call just raises more questions than answers… Suddenly married he takes a moment to admire the perks as he looks at Aki’s great bod! But he doesn’t have much time to enjoy the fruits of marriage and must set out to work! He then reaches his office and gets a glimpse of the work culture. Must...
Episode 11 We get a painful reminder of what happened last week with some VERY bloody scenes After the carnage Satoko washes herself off A cheerful Rika comes over to greet Satoko who is most pleased to see her. Rika offers to help clean the house but Satoko rebuffs this by saying she can handle the mess… With that matter settled the two girls go to the festival and are joined by the rest of the gang. Everyone is in high spirits and even Rika takes a moment to reflect on achieving a happy ending. A bashful Satoko holds Keiichi’s hand and takes him away. This takes Mion by surprise On top of a hill Satoko thanks Keiichi for all his efforts and asks one more favour of him. It is an offer he cannot refuse! An...
Episode 9 After finally putting her snacks down Elma suddenly realises the terrible work conditions in Kobayashi's office! Kobayashi is resigned to the status quo and more accepting of her fate but this does not stop Elma from raging against the MACHINE!!! She channels this energy into writing a proposal into improving work conditions but this is only met with amusement… Her second effort holds more promise but ultimately the results are similar. Instant rejection! Time for take three and Elma’s new plan is simply staggering in the sheer quantity of content. No stone is left unturned and not all of that is a good thing! Her crazy “1984” plan is summarily dismissed but this time they all get a call to the office. Uh oh...
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